I recently had the "pleasure of choosing Ryanair as my airline of choice between Reus
and the UK" on Sunday.

I can report the flight checkin overseers are now meticulously measuring cabin hold
luggage and generally installing even more happiness and goodwill in to the jolly bus that
is a blue and yellow "almost new" Boeing 747-800

Once we are happily onboard Ryanair face the usual shock that families with young
children who had not been fleeced out of the £12 each priority option, are generally
unwilling to be seated apart and they then spend 10 frantic minutes begging and cajoling
passengers to move, causing distress both to the families and removing even more joy
from our Seattle built aluminium tube.

If Ryanair wants to make more money why not forego their insistence that families cannot
sit together unless paying an exorbitant fee, and instead sell Michael O'Leary voodoo
dolls onboard, or even better a smiling photo of Mr O'Leary in the pan of the toilets
then I would gladly spend £1 to use the facilities.