Hi Nigel
I am glad to see that you have not banned Christmas decorations on the forum, as it might upset other religions or create an atmosphere that may reduce productivity.

I am going to prepare a crapping log today out of some tree trimmings that I recently cut down, ps it wasn't a Pine tree so I won't get the rural police on my back.

We will be celebrating Christmas in the usual way Turkey tinsel  mince pies and all the trimmings and a big blow out

Merry Christmas

No Tony
I save the Kebabs for visiting teenage guests, like the trips to Viena, Burger king, and McDonalds, you didn't really think, I preferred that type of food did you?

Or may be you did, personally I prefer menu del dia at a proper catalan cafe or pub, sorry if I lead you to thinking anything else!!
Stuart